18 10 / 2014

dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

(via haloshorns)

18 10 / 2014

7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

(via haloshorns)

18 10 / 2014

askfordoodles:

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

askfordoodles:

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

(via ladybeltane)

18 10 / 2014

cidershark:

alfred, that is not what the red telephone is for

(via queenyandere)

18 10 / 2014

(Source: skippyjif, via nuclearcarrots)

18 10 / 2014

  • 1: babe come over
  • 2: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • 1: my parents aren't home
  • 2: I know

16 10 / 2014

andbrittlebones:

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

(via ladybeltane)

16 10 / 2014

perkeleen-tursas:

ledamemangociana:

deathpoolquinn:

awkwardmyrthe:

loserslol:

mishasbuttt:

thyartismordor:

r3d-lipstickk:

SO THIS WASN’T JUST A BRITISH THING?!

IT WAS NUMBER 1 IN AUSTRALIA FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS AND THEN IT WAS CRAZY FROG…. fucking 2001

a ringdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding daaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaa

this was my favourite song oh my god

Reblogging because of nostalgic reasons

As a Spanish woman I ask you all to forget this hideous song and I’m sorry 

this “ketchup song” was literally overplayed here in the philippines for like 500 years and everyone was doing the dance and there were dance games modeled around it and people were doing the damn dance at christmas parties and juST OHMYGOD Y’ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW

IT WAS EVEN IN FINLAND
EVEN FINLAND MAN

perkeleen-tursas:

ledamemangociana:

deathpoolquinn:

awkwardmyrthe:

loserslol:

mishasbuttt:

thyartismordor:

r3d-lipstickk:

SO THIS WASN’T JUST A BRITISH THING?!

IT WAS NUMBER 1 IN AUSTRALIA FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS AND THEN IT WAS CRAZY FROG…. fucking 2001

a ringdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding daaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaa

this was my favourite song oh my god

Reblogging because of nostalgic reasons

As a Spanish woman I ask you all to forget this hideous song and I’m sorry 

this “ketchup song” was literally overplayed here in the philippines for like 500 years and everyone was doing the dance and there were dance games modeled around it and people were doing the damn dance at christmas parties and juST OHMYGOD Y’ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW

IT WAS EVEN IN FINLAND

EVEN FINLAND MAN

(Source: gjdjdghjytjr, via karanbola)

16 10 / 2014

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via bip-bop-bev)

16 10 / 2014

Anonymous said: What if when you leave/come into Nightvale you become an older or younger version of yourself. Earl left and got older, Carlos left and became younger - thus why he sounds so different from how Cecil described him at first.

videntefernandez:

Omg this also relates to the “decades” recurring theme

Earl: Cecil, I meant that literally. I was literally 19 for…oh, I think it was decades

I also don’t know how long I stayed in Svitz, rolling down that hill and climbing up again. What with the tones on the breeze, the intoxicating smell from those flowers, and the fact that it was never any time but the middle of the night, it was difficult to keep track. But it couldn’t have been more than a decade or so.

She shouted that she is from the University of What It Is, and that they have been looking for some time for a faculty member named Carlos, who is a professor of science. He has been missing for decades

They all left night vale or came to night vale and missed decades of their lives. What does this meaaann?