01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via haloshorns)

01 9 / 2014

  • 1: we already know how harsh cecil was in the past though
  • 1: all the old episodes
  • 1: he put out a vendetta on a guy over a haircut
  • 2: yeah o -o
  • 1: him and his interns burned effigies over people believing in mountains
  • 1: he has favorite fires
  • 1: he does visibly soften and questions more since he got together with carlos
  • 1: and the stuff he says sometimes is like very cosmic like carlos has been talking about science and shit with him
  • 1: instead of him just being a fucking idiot saying What the fuck is the moon you guys
  • 2: LOL true
  • 1: yeah we don't need to imagine shit, he's a horrible, ignorant dick the whole show but that's why he's fun
  • 1: also, he still doesn't give a fuck if interns die
  • 2: and he tried to kill kevin. and threatened to bully to death the person who bought him
  • 1: mmhmm mmhmm
  • 2: not to mention the time he was responsible for steve's re-education
  • 1: exactly
  • 2: what a jerk, I love him

26 8 / 2014

"He was so full of wrath against grown-ups, who as usual, were spoiling everything, that as soon as he got inside his tree he breathed intentionally quick short breaths at the rate of about five to a second. He did this because there is a saying in the Neverland, that every time you breathe, a grown-up dies; and Peter was killing them off vindictively as fast as possible."

Peter Pan, J.M. Barrie (via noshark)

(Source: shakespeareandpunk, via noshark)

26 8 / 2014

toominator:

spookeys:

the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him

image

(Source: bunwithagun, via queenyandere)

26 8 / 2014

callmekitto:

wolveswolves:

Eight-week-old Gray wolf pup has the hiccups

no i’m sorry but when a pup has hiccups they’re scientifically classified as hippups

I don’t make the rules

(via because-im-real)

26 8 / 2014

themineralogist:

Making bismuth (by R. Tanaka)

(via king-salvador)

25 8 / 2014

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

(via haloshorns)

25 8 / 2014

ejaybasford:

WHOOPS. Sorry I have not been too active here! I am terrible at keeping up with multiple sites. Anyway here is a little piece of fan art I did recently. It’s Bonnie the bunny from Five Nights at Freddy’s! I actually have not played the game yet- but I could not resist drawing murderous animatronic animals.
Check out my Facebook for a WIP and a close up!!

ejaybasford:

WHOOPS. Sorry I have not been too active here! I am terrible at keeping up with multiple sites. Anyway here is a little piece of fan art I did recently. It’s Bonnie the bunny from Five Nights at Freddy’s! I actually have not played the game yet- but I could not resist drawing murderous animatronic animals.

Check out my Facebook for a WIP and a close up!!

25 8 / 2014

spookyluv:

Another WIP?
I’m not too sure how I am feeling about this so I am going to take a break and probably come back to this tomorrowish. 
Click image for larger pic c:

spookyluv:

Another WIP?

I’m not too sure how I am feeling about this so I am going to take a break and probably come back to this tomorrowish. 

Click image for larger pic c: